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Lowbrow was a project that existed from 1996-2006, devoted to collecting people's text based stories. The site went down but an archive still exists. These are randomly selected bits from the Lowbrow archive.

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  • Moongoose Anal Secretions


    Dude…me and a friend were settling in for a long night of drinking and video games when I realized we were out of Coke(my preferred mixer for scotch.
    Having only scotch and no other alcohol, and not ready for straight straight stuff due to a hangover, I improvised.
    There was plenty of Mountain Dew, so I gave it a whirl. It tasted like Mountain Dew, but got you drunk.
    Ordinarily, that yellow beverage tastes like mongoose anal secretions, but since it had an intoxicating effect, I didn’t mind.
    We christened this new beverage “SkeeDew”. And the more we drank, the more fun it was to say.
    - fredmund5@hotmail.com

    Tagged: funny lowbrow

    Posted on January 2, 2010

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