Messing with other drivers’ minds #17:

When some car flashes it’s lights so you’ll get out of the fast lane and out of their way.

Put your turn signal on to show you’re planning to switch lanes.

Slow down. Keep your turn signal on. Do not switch lanes.

Keep slowing down.

I find I can usually get down to about 40mph before they realize they’ve been had :-)

When they finally undertake you, keep your face straight, and your eyes straight ahead, until they’ve passed (just in case they have one of those “Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi” bumper stickers)
- limbo@lowbrow.com