It’s about 9:30pm on a Sunday, and I’m in bed, partly because I was out all day, partly because I have a touch of sun stroke, partly because we played two games of softball, and partly because my brother called at 8am and again at 8:30am, but mostly, I am in bed because I am recovering from an ANAL FISSURE. Ever had chapped lips so bad they cracked and bled? Imagine that happening to your asshole. Every time I take a shit, it feels like I’m pushing out a pinecone, and I have to wash my ass with a face cloth or take a shower to make sure it’s clean. Fuck I hate being a chemotherapy patient.
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