One day Heather Kirkes was in gym class, playing dodge ball.

“I was behind this one really cute guy, waiting for him to turn around so I could stare at his dick bulge.”

When another girl saw Heather staring at the young man, she threw the ball in his direction. He “dodged” out of the way, and Heather got pegged hard in the face.

“The ball knocked me right on my ass,” Heather remembers. “I hit my head and blacked out for ten seconds. While unconscious, I pissed my pants.”

When the coach ran over to help, he slipped on her puddle and broke his tailbone.

“For three years, the other kids called me Miss Peebody.”
- courage@gapingmaw.com