I was in a buddy’s wedding, he was marrying a girl from college not an attractive girl, but “one in the hand…”

We were at the rehersal and her sister who I was walking with said, in front of everyone, “I sure hope I don’t trip and fall”

I replied “I will laugh and point if you do!”

She runs of crying, and this was no track star run either as I remember.

Low brow moment coming…

“She has two prosthetic legs, you ass!” said the groom
- superjerk@thewedding