Hmm

It’s Friday, four hours of work to go. Tonight I will be either humping an ex Hooters waitress or watching 4 hours of Ben Hur while drinking Miller High Life and passing gas. I have no control over which one will happen. I only know that those are the only two possible outcomes of this evening. Imay have to jerk off on Charlton Hestons face…
- greatnate@lycos.com